i never snowboardeded before

yeah, well, shut up, you're coming, and you're going to enjoy it! you and tinser can both learn. it'll be good times.

i don't need to learn. I know how to. I just can't. I lack balance.

yeah, well, you're gonna learn too. balance is natural. short = lower to the ground for better balance.

its natural...and i naturally dont have it. You should see me roller skate and rollerblade...last time i went rollerblading...i ran into a parked car and cut my arm up, haha

that must be amusing to watch. maybe we can set you up with some sort of "head-cam". hmm. that'd be good to watch later.

hahaha, i think that would be really hillarious to watch...as long as i don't break anything...and no more blood this time either

that's like hardcore rollerblading

yeah, that's me...a hardcore roller blader....i'm not content with merely blading through a park, i like to see a little blood

Nothings any fun unless you get thrown to the ground or throw yourself to the ground.