Here's some Rivers Cuomo quotes I have collected over time that I found funny:
MTV: "Are you always this vague?"
RC: "Umm... I don't know."
"Somebody missed a beat and I don't think it was me. Scott? That's strike one, buddy."
"Sprint PCS..our corporate Sponsors..Pat uses AT&T..what a
hypocrite"-RC
"Why does the event staff wear rubber gloves? what are they going to do to you?"--RC
"I always have time to tell my fans they suck." - RC
"Barney is singing about 'dancing away the blues' while a group of racially balanced mutant children twitch rhythmically behind him. and you wonder why rock stars throw TV sets from hotel room windows." – RC
"Security, I see some kids trying to jump the wall to the floor. ....Go get 'em."-RC
Interviewer: do you feel sexy when your on stage?
Mikey: i feel sexy all the time, especially on stage
Rivers: he just hasn't learned to fit in with us yet
Mikey: yeah hopefully soon i'll start to feel insecure and like a big loser
"I was sitting there, mid-flight, when I look across the isle and see bobby, our tour director, talking on the airphone. Bobby looked extremely pale. This worries me because bobby is black." -RC
"I like to hear crazy rumors. Didn't I die in a car accident? My mom called me about that one; she was really concerned. And then there was the time I raped someone. My mom also called me about that: 'I'm so disappointed in you!' But she doesn't call me about them anymore. I banned her from the internet."-RC
On a side note, I added these for Hill-Dan's benefit because I knew he'd enjoy them.
sooo ghey. i can't believe any company would sponsor weezer
Why not look around at some of the people and bands that have been sponsered in the past. Oh yeah and what's wrong with weezer?
don't get me started on this pointless trendy band with stupid album cover colors, instead of titles. but i hate them anyway.
lol. Ok I won't. :-P
you're just jealous that your picture isn't on the cover of one of dan hill's albums.
wow do i detect some anger management classes in need??? lol