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thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Here's some Rivers Cuomo quotes I have collected over time that I found funny:

MTV: "Are you always this vague?"
RC: "Umm... I don't know."

"Somebody missed a beat and I don't think it was me. Scott? That's strike one, buddy."

"Sprint PCS..our corporate Sponsors..Pat uses AT&T..what a
hypocrite"-RC

"Why does the event staff wear rubber gloves? what are they going to do to you?"--RC

"I always have time to tell my fans they suck." - RC

"Barney is singing about 'dancing away the blues' while a group of racially balanced mutant children twitch rhythmically behind him. and you wonder why rock stars throw TV sets from hotel room windows." – RC

"Security, I see some kids trying to jump the wall to the floor. ....Go get 'em."-RC

Interviewer: do you feel sexy when your on stage?
Mikey: i feel sexy all the time, especially on stage
Rivers: he just hasn't learned to fit in with us yet
Mikey: yeah hopefully soon i'll start to feel insecure and like a big loser

"I was sitting there, mid-flight, when I look across the isle and see bobby, our tour director, talking on the airphone. Bobby looked extremely pale. This worries me because bobby is black." -RC

"I like to hear crazy rumors. Didn't I die in a car accident? My mom called me about that one; she was really concerned. And then there was the time I raped someone. My mom also called me about that: 'I'm so disappointed in you!' But she doesn't call me about them anymore. I banned her from the internet."-RC

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

On a side note, I added these for Hill-Dan's benefit because I knew he'd enjoy them.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

sooo ghey. i can't believe any company would sponsor weezer

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Why not look around at some of the people and bands that have been sponsered in the past. Oh yeah and what's wrong with weezer?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

don't get me started on this pointless trendy band with stupid album cover colors, instead of titles. but i hate them anyway.

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

lol. Ok I won't. :-P

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

you're just jealous that your picture isn't on the cover of one of dan hill's albums.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

wow do i detect some anger management classes in need??? lol

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