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fivezero Mar 10, 2004

I eat fortune cookies and I look at the fortune...and if it's a good fortune I'm happy! *weeps bitterly*

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

i read them too, and add the "special ending" to them in my mind

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I just add "for me to poop on."

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

I've always added "in the bed"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

That one too, but only if the delivery person is extra sesssy.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

i will feast on your brains

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