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iwz iwz ·

i do, yes, and yes!

eZabel runs on Linux using MySQL.

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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

does that explain why it's so slow...?

iwz iwz ·

haha, good one. but, no.

it's slow because it's programmed in ColdFusion which doesn't lend itself to very efficient code. a lot of stuff is super-slow running code that happens many many times per page load.

yay yayOG 2004 ·

excuses excuses. see you need a fast computer. 4 billion hertz and sixty thousand island hard drive, mount that to your swap space and kill -9, oh man so fast

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

why did you reply to yourself...?

iwz iwz ·

misreply, sorry

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