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punkprincess Oct 8, 2002

i AM a quark. no really though... i dont know, i want people to think of me maybe as someone that was responsible & trustworthy...

iwz Oct 8, 2002

yes, quarks are some of the smallest particles known to man. you fit the description!

punkprincess Oct 8, 2002

YES! IM A PARTICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

Particle man, particle man


Doing the things a particle can


What's he like? It's not important


Particle man



Is he a dot, or is he a speck?


When he's underwater does he get wet?


Or does the water get him instead?


Nobody knows, Particle man

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

OOH! sing the rest sing the rest!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

oooooKAY

Triangle man, Triangle man


Triangle man hates particle man


They have a fight, Triangle wins


Triangle man



Universe man, Universe man


Size of the entire universe man


Usually kind to smaller man


Universe man



He's got a watch with a minute hand,


Millenium hand and an eon hand


When they meet it's a happy land


Powerful man, universe man



Person man, person man


Hit on the head with a frying pan


Lives his life in a garbage can


Person man



Is he depressed or is he a mess?


Does he feel totally worthless?


Who came up with person man?


Degraded man, person man



Triangle man, triangle man


Triangle man hates person man


They have a fight, triangle wins


Triangle man

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

is this song a comment on the cosmic relationship between man and God?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I just remember it being sung on Tiny Toons and thinking it was the best thing ever.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

I thought Brian was goofing on the old 1960's Spider-Man theme song!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

nope nope nope...it's a real song

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

they might be giants...

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