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juicymango Apr 7, 2004

annd the best Llama of all

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

umm, i turned into a cow, can i go home now? lol! i love that movie

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

Yzma: Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
Kronk: Don't you mean "or"?
Yzma: [sighs] Tell us where the talking llama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground.
Chaca: Well, which one is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

Kronk's Shoulder Angel: You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you.
Kronk: My shoulder angel.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Oh, come off it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: *You* come off it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: You.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Yooou.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: You infinity.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: *Grrrr.*

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

Yzma: Not the dinner... the you know.
Kronk: Oh right. The poison - the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i LOVE that movie so much. post more dialog i wanna laugh!

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