UN-possible. The kid is hanging onto winshield wipers. Kid looks like an average white american 8yr old, who should way.. if not malnourished, about 70lbs. Now winshield wipers are not strong enoug...

Not to mention that car is in park just by looking at the position of the shifter! I'm up for a test run of this, whos up?! I'll ride the hood, wouldn't be the first time! :P