I've never been into the whole "llamas thing"..They're nothing more than like, discount camels...you gota go to egypt to get the real deal..

We used to tell tele-marketers that our parents were out tending to the llamas and while most people only had 20 we had 200 so it was gonna take some time.

i think you should tell us this story ONE MORE TIME

Hahah..funny cause after I wrote that I definetly said to myself "Self, I think you've written this on here before."