Ty's pet peeves in the greatest most intellectual order, ever.
1. I hate when i'm eating cocoa pebbles and someone sneaks behind me and punches me straight in the face.
2. I hate when after eating cocoa pebbles and after someone has punched me in the face, that same person farts on me ... while i'm on the ground covering my face in horrid pain
3. I hate when after eating cocoa pebbles, and after someone has punched me in the face, and after that same person farts on me, my mom would say .. " hey next time stop acting so silly and i'll try not to punch you "..
4. And i dont like real live turkeys. they are weird. have a weird wobbly red thing dangling from the chin, and thats just not cool . worst bird ever.
Dude, how does your mom sneak behind you and punch you straight in the face? Doesn't she need to do like a wrap around? Do you asians not have prepherial vision? Guess you couldn't play QB now could ya!
Gobble gobble.
my mom has long man arms that reach around...
maybe one day when you're over my house wearing nothing but a man thong.. she might demonstrate.
you are a football and my pants are going to tackle you. roar
my question is this....turkeys are so BIG and fat.....how do their skinny little legs hold all that weight?
i hate turkeys so much. totally bringing down the bird society. they can't even fly! which would be acceptable if their meat tasted good fried. but it's not.
sooooo i say we go turkey hunting until all turkeys are exuded from teh face fo the earth
i'm so in, then we can find out how they can hold their big ol fat bodies up with their tiny little legs
ok, lets start killing all the turkeys but going to our local delis and ordering lb's upon lb's of turkey meat. and make delicious sandwiches until they are all gone.
and turkeys dont have legs or feet
so i dont know what you're talking abou
hmmm....so do they just roll around? am i mistaking them for a chicken?
i dont know, i'm just making things up about turkeys now.
thats how much i hate 'em
Less talk. More turkey sandwitch eating. Slacker.
Problem with your turkey eating is you'll end up falling asleep while all the turkey's are reproducing. You'll do better if you eat something that won't cause drowsiness.
you know what it had a reverse affect on me on friday....i had a turkey club and i was talking with my co-workers about how dumb i was to order that since i was SO exhausted and the turkey was going to make me hide under my dest and sleep....WELL it reversed.....i was SO wide awake....so strange
Thats cause you ordered the club. The Turkey's that go to the clubs are wicked cool, they are all party animals! So you got to taste some of that go energy they need when they're chillin at the club.
HAHAHAHA hence the reverse affect it had on me!
thats a good way to kill turkeys, LETS CLUB THEM !, right after we club baby seals
awww =( no hurting the sea animals
no no, i'm talking about the Singers kids...
I didn't know he reproduced.
well you should know, he has one of your babies
Ack! I thought I left that kid in PA with his biological mother!
oh ok, then you're allowed
wait, were you saying i CAN'T club baby seals
or
i SHOULDN'T club baby seals
a baby seal walks into a club...
and parties
i dont know what i meant....lets try the eeny-meeny-miny-moe method
sorry i dont know that method. i dont know what you young hoodlums are up to now-a-days. back in my day clubbing baby seals was the only way to survive.