I already got ya, buddy.

Hey, everyone else, I've already got a pretty big group going on Saturday. Unfortunately, there are no group discounts*, so we don't need to all clump together in one group.

If anyone wants to go, you guys can organize yourselves into a group and get things together. (I've got like 12 people in my group...maybe more, and that's enough for me to handle.) It's not that I'm trying to pinch you out, I just have plenty to organize, but I promise, it's really easy. You pay for the show, and your drinks/meals after the show, so all you have to do is call up and reserve some seats.

* there ARE group MEAL discounts. If you are going to eat there, and you have a large group, you can save money on your food, but not on the show. I've eaten there--it wasn't anything special. Besides, you might puke from laughing so hard.