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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Give me the tickets because i'm asian and i'm short.

And i have your mother hostage.

aviator aviatorOG 2004

haha well you were doing good up until the mother hostage part. Haha about your comment on Israel its funny you mentioned that. The El Al Airplanes at this airport are some of the highest secure planes here. Outside of the planes are vehicles with tinted windows full of armed security with assault rifles and machine guns out the butt.

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