My Entry:
I want to go to iraq. So I can bomb people and yell out
"KAAAAAAAAH-BLOOEY". That and I love Camels. They have really weird Toes.
or
I want to go to israel. So when I'm dancing a girl will say " Oh wow you dance so good that this club is falling apart, kosher kosher we killed jesus" and then i'd say " No, thats just a car bomb"
or
KILL BOB,