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yay yayOG 2004

unfortunately, the tickets are worthless to me, very simply i need two planes or more when traveling. (1) one for me, because i am winner, and (2) another for my homo mutzu sword that I use to make dinner in the matrix. My homo mutzu sword is so huge I need a boeing 747 and a cargo ship to sychronize paths along the atlantic ocean so that it can be carried across. Of course, I don't NEED the homo mutzu sword because I am savior and king of all computers, but it does help chop huge scrumptious carrots I prepare for a beastly family of five. Thanks for the offer though.

aviator aviatorOG 2004

haha consider yourself disqualified LOL

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