my plastic surgeon says i can't participate in any sport where balls fly at my nose
What about pucks?
they dont work too well
-shakes head- we have to educate you boy
psssh. Edumacation? I don't need one of dem edumacation thingys!
seriously. didn't even pick up where we were going.
and no driving with dee, either. two permits do NOT equal a license.
and no insurance equals no driving. Unless you are an O'Doul's-aholic like myself.
She could be a farmer in those clothes.
"get down on the floor"
"o no, this is an Alia"
"an A-whata?"
"its like a totally expensive designer"
"and i'm gonna totally shoot you in the head"
"Do you know what time it is!?"
"Well, a watch really doesn't go with this dress daddy"
hahaha thats funny
"you have to keep her conscious, ask her questions"
"ok whats 5 times 7"
"stuff she knows!"
"Your man Christian is a cakeboy!"
"Whaaat"
"He's a disco dancing, Oscar Wilder reading, Streizan ticket holder, friend of Dorthy. You know what I'm saying?"
BEST line EVER