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yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

excuse me, when do i get a love match page?! i totally deserve one!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

We'll set you up with one when you are old enough to date.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

haha and wehn will that be my non friend brian?

barrytoastmen barrytoastmenOG 2003

well there is a height req so umm for you never!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

ok the short jokes... getting very old my friend

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i don't know. i don't know you.

tinser tinserOG 2002

yeah, and where is mine?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Yours will be set up when you stop preaching Nietzsche.

tinser tinserOG 2002

ugh, i hate that existentialist

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

WOOT! POINT!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

when did we start playing again??

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

just now. and i'm winning. shape up, or you don't eat.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i've learned to live with not eating sometimes haha

tinser tinserOG 2002

winner gets to watch me eat 4 pieces of chocolate cake

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

in that case, i've already won, and it's not that great

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

for me it is

aviator aviatorOG 2004 stupid

check chalmsicles

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