one time, i got this antenna. it was great. until i poked myself in the eye. stupid garage sale!

you bought an antenna? all by its lonesome? WHY!!???

well, i thought it would make my car look faster if i put it on the top, like the new jettas have now. it looked good but it didn't make me go faster.

i just bought a new antenna for my jetta today! the old one was all cracked

i just bought a long island iced tea hahahaha