I have a quarter, a shoe, a box, a folder with pictures in it, a golf club, a hairdryer, a bible, a box of ho hos, a frisbee, a rugby ball, a needle, some rubber gloves, a dead phone battery, a severed head, a golf ball, a flower luau necklace, a ripped picture, a picture frame, a pair of jeans, emergency underwear, a granola bar, a papa johns ad, a sobe bottle, a lamp, a duffel bag, a map of western kentucky, a picture of me dressed as a pirate, a trio of stuffed bears, a cadre of undeveloped film rolls, a joycam, a BGS graded RC, a photo of a dog, a broken laptop, a cd, an earpiece, a non-functioning pacemaker, A samurai sword, a sai, multiple partnerless earrings, a padded envelope, tyne, remote to a stereo, broken speaker, report card, a dvd, dancing vhs, gel pens, ps2 controller, spilled syrup packets, glass cleaner, paper towels, sand paper, songbook, red tie, a hair thingie (NOT MINE), old directions to bryan's house, workout shorts, one sock, badminton racket, monopoly piece, a button, receipts, blood-stained clothing to be disposed of, cordless mouse, a hungry mouse, a compact mirror, lipstick, press-on nails, ziploc bags, tissues, napkins, astronaut ice cream, misc. cds, ripped belt, undershirt.....

Wait, was this the trunk???