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ilikebirds May 19, 2004

he didn't break any records. why is this all exciting. kerry wood had 20ks 2 years ago anyway randy johnson just pitched a perfect game at 40 years old. not thats amazing

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

yeah, ben sheets is a pansy

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

and his last name is sheets, come on, it rarely gets any more soft than that...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i want to see a headline explaining his decline after fluke strike sweep: "BEN SHEETS IN TOILET."

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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