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beachbum beachbumOG 2002

my brother threw a piece of brick in the air and hit my sister on the top of the head and made her bleed. a little while later the idiot threw a tree branch and hit me in the head. no matter-i got him back on day when i got mad and threw a baseball bat at him and hit him in the leg like nancy kerrigan.

perrin perrinOG 2004

Which brother Janine? Billy, Mike or Josh? I would assume Billy though?

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

of course it was billy

perrin perrinOG 2004

Yeah I figured as much. lol

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