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skaorsk8 May 25, 2004

WOOOOOOT. if your wife was michelle desler, though, you might try to let a terrorist go in order to make out with her and get some high-quality diseases from her. (*actually. i just realized....arg...

deanh77 May 25, 2004

some things I've learned over the course of this show is: (Season 1) Don't kill a terrorist's kids by mistake (Seasons 2,3) when a terrorist won't give you infomation, threaten to kill his kids.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i learned

(season 1-3) - it's ok to give terrorists information if you're a government agent, except if your name is Nina.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

More things I learned after watching the season finale:

(Season 2, 3) If you decide to go out with Kim, expect to lose one of your extremeties at some point. (i.e. spanish guy with bad hair, and Chase)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i learned that's it's ok to do drugs and lie to the President if you're a government agent, and if it doesn't work out well, just say "I NEED MORE TIME" repeatedly, and something will save you.

iwz iwz

haha, these are great points. I shall mark these down.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

friend: "Hey, Brian! Want to go to the movies?!"

brian: HOW MANY MORE VIALS!? WHAT!? I NEED MORE TIME!"

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