oh b/c nowhere else on this site does ANYONE EVER say anything stupid. good thing we now have a thread specifically for it otherwise the stupidity might never flourish.

whatever, sheesh, i'm sittin here trying to braid my toe hair and you come out with this ridiculous comment. stop wasting my time before i come over there ask you to trim some of this.

why trim? stop trying to hold back nature. let the hair flow. maybe you should work on your butt hair next.

what's wrong with you...don't you know the first one to say "butt" on any given day gets tickled from the master "yay" tickler? i'm next. because i'm the cutest.

well i'm feeling nice today since i'm getting out of work early, so you can get my tickles too. a double dose. b/c i know how much you like it.