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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Cutest little girl came up to me last night while i was at the loon, little red dress .. pigtails.. cutest little thing you ever saw.
anyway, out of the blue she approaches me and asked the silliest question.. " hi excuse me, umm my mom said babies come from the sky.. is that true? "
.. i said " thats the silliest question ever! of course they do"
then i punched her in the face, stole her lollipop... kicked once more while she was down and said " bless your sweet precious heart "

and i ran
and ran

where did i run?

no one will ever know

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