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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i still wield the glory. last week i got the 100,000th musing. bow down.

modest indeed.

aviator aviatorOG 2004 offtopic

BEN SHEETS ROCKS!!!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Ben Sheets is overpaid.

aviator aviatorOG 2004

hes still the official athlete of ezabel. And like you wouldnt take the cash?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

sorry, i believe that honor belongs to Michael Schiano of Fat Kids Camp

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I agree. He could play tee ball like no one else. And how he'd waddle over to the bases. Adorable, in a completely unhealthy way.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

and to think, he would have waddled significantly less if the cafeteria didn't serve oreos for mid-meal snacks. honestly, why can't kids just eat grass and be happy?

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