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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

Seeing as to how you live in California, and your governor invented the PHYSICAL FITNESS CHALLENGE (designed to make pudgy children like myself feel inadequate when our shuttle run times were posted on the locker room door), i should think that your state should be the first to have MANDITORY physical fitness testing in order to receive a driver's license. Can't do 30 situps in 45 seconds? Start walking everywhere, and expect to do community service afterward, so you can suffer the same ridicule as a person convicted of hugging trees.

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