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fivezer0 Jun 11, 2004

The sleep bar is THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. You're getting 5 demerits for such a stupid idea. I am fivezer0, Ezebel Sherriff.. come up with better ideas or else!! Don't make me get the S...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

hahaha, you're stupid

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