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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

purple nurples are devestating

yay yayOG 2004

oo im an imitation of buttered popcorn and i taste sappy

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

ohh look at me i'm sappy but really i'm just margarine

yay yayOG 2004

oo im a sappy margine imitation glove, perfect for baseball, you imitation freak imitator i hate your imitating guts

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

oh wait everyone call Louis Ferakahn over here because we have a white guy imitating a black guys cat. uh ohhh you're sued.

yay yayOG 2004

ohh, oh, yeah yeah, you cant call the president because your an imitation phone imitating a phone... bang, bang. bam. bang. blow the smoke, reholster gun. i shot you down

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

whoa whoa pull out the hose. stick up my nose. attach hose to fire hydrant. grab hose by the nose, flip the switch and spray you down. splash splash i got all sorts of cash

yay yayOG 2004

thats imitation cash, go buy yourself some robot talking friends.. and squeeky squeeky squeeky, spray spray, squeeky squeeky, scrape scrape, squeeky squeeky, window all clean, you try to fly through it like a bird. i win.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

this is my skirt, oh oops. this i my skirt on the floor.. now lets dance dance like little monkeys with ebola. runn runn around around my liver is coming through my pores says the little monkey lets take our cash and buy new cattle

yay yayOG 2004 ilikebirds

oh look im not a good imitator i have nothing to imitate because my hands are too small

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 yay

wow look at me i have small gloves so what does that mean. does it mean it takes me longer to fingerpaint a mural of jesus. yes it does. thats a good thing, i dont know what jesus looks like. it should take me a long time. DUH!

yay yayOG 2004 ilikebirds

yeah but that means you cant swim as fast if you cant cup as much water so you better put on your imitation baseball glove because home runs dont give you a head start

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