i read this book one time and it took me three whole years. well, so far it's taken three years as i'm still reading it. and i guess i shouldn't say whole years since i didn't read it every single part of each year. and since it's actually made up of sixty-six little books, i guess i've finished parts of the BOOK, but not the WHOLE book. and they're DEFINITELY are NOT any nude pictures in this book! although there was this one pretty steamy part about half-way through...oh nevermind