That's why you weren't at the meeting! Glad you had a good time, honey. Sounds like a lot of fun. :)

yeh im sorry! I had a real good story too. Ill tell you on Sunday. And something happened in Newark that i wannna tell you about too/ :)

LET ME GUESS. you got hit on by a gorilla named ty

not even close! some guy on the street... wait im not posting it!

ok some guy on the street named ty hit on you without a gorilla suit.

it had nothing to do with a guy named ty or a gorilla suit.

ok than was it about some guy whose last name was pham who hit on you ?

no i dont know who he was and he wasnt in a gorilla suit. He was selling stuff on the street.

ok was he remotely asian looking and was he selling his body and watches with gold trim, on the street ?

no he was black wearing.. i dont know what he was wearing

did he have black eyes and did he say stuff like " hey " or " hello " ???

no he really didnt say anything.. it's what he did that make it creepy.

let me guess he put a squirrel on his head , whipped out a pogo stick and started pogoing on top of a raccoon , and the raccon was wearing a fez.

not really .........

well i think you're wrong than. you weren't really there were you . you're just a big old liar.