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ilikebirds Nov 11, 2002

if this was not the worst news story ever. 1 real comment. and this...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

Jahanna told me I have to start contraversy on here...like, say something completely ridiculous and people will get mad and post their thoughts on everything from toast to flannel pajamas...ok here's one...I think Chinese food secretly makes you hungrier!

malibu malibuOG 2001

it most definetely does. like when you get the noodles and you slurp them up, you just need so many more noodles and then you are not full. and all the chicken with the spices just makes you wanna not eat more and then you're still hungry but you don't wanna eat.

boredatwork boredatworkOG 2002

that's the thing, you slurp them up. You're getting all this air inside of you and not really that much food. Once you burp you realize "Hey! They're isn't that much food in my stomach! I've been tricked. Let me eat more" (yes it sounds stupid but I figured I'd help Dan out with this sad news story) =)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

thank you! my next news story will be MUCH better, i promise.

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