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juicymango Jul 2, 2004

welcome to New Jersey where you can't do ANYTHING

juicymango Jul 2, 2004

you need about 80 permits just to put a freakin hot-tub in your backyard

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

you need like 90 million permits to start building a Kingdom Hall and the congregation is stuck meeting in a tiny hall in the Conectiv building because they keep waiting for stupid laws and permits to be taken care of by the stupid lazy town!!!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

welcome to the state where you can't even take your dirtbike out on a back road because you WILL get pulled over for tresspassing by some ghey cop and you WILL get ticketed!!!!

and the same cop will let a drunk driver in a huge Ford F150 go and hit a pole and knock out electricity for the whole town!!!

GHEY!!!

aviator aviatorOG 2004

and the state has aging problems. Have you seen that 22 year old guy with the bald head who looks like hes 46. So disgusting.

tinser tinserOG 2002

and they force you to drive around with urine colored license plates

tinser tinserOG 2002

and you can't even make u-turns....how bizarre

tinser tinserOG 2002

btw, i know somebody who was born in NJ ;-)

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