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juicymango Jul 2, 2004

welcome to New Jersey where you can't do ANYTHING

juicymango Jul 2, 2004

you need about 80 permits just to put a freakin hot-tub in your backyard

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

you need like 90 million permits to start building a Kingdom Hall and the congregation is stuck meeting in a tiny hall in the Conectiv building because they keep waiting for stupid laws and permits to be taken care of by the stupid lazy town!!!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

welcome to the state where you can't even take your dirtbike out on a back road because you WILL get pulled over for tresspassing by some ghey cop and you WILL get ticketed!!!!

and the same cop will let a drunk driver in a huge Ford F150 go and hit a pole and knock out electricity for the whole town!!!

GHEY!!!

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

and the state has aging problems. Have you seen that 22 year old guy with the bald head who looks like hes 46. So disgusting.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

and they force you to drive around with urine colored license plates

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

and you can't even make u-turns....how bizarre

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

btw, i know somebody who was born in NJ ;-)

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