I like the saying, "I love lamp....I love lamp."

I also like "YouCanUseMyDeskAndMaybeLaterWeCanGoOutToLunch!"

Not to mention, "I stabbed someone in the heart with a tri-dent."

I don't know that any of these are exact quotes, but they are all from the same hilarious movie. I also love any sayings that spring from Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, Ted Alexandro, Family Guy, and Dumb and Dumber.