man i wish i was an apple farmer, that way i can buy oranges for like 2 dollars and visit the doctor and be like " yo i ate oranges, how about them apples.. i don't care about you.. i had an apple...

ty u should switch soely to watermelons - they are a much more productive fruit. The seeds will regrow for many years to come. By the by I may need you assistance with something in the next few...