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thefunkyfresh Aug 6, 2004

i went into CVS a couple weeks ago to buy medical tape, and the girl behind the counter looked at me and said "you know, you have beautiful eyes" ... so I said "how old are you?" she said "16" ... ...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hahaha.... Family Guy will work its way into ANY and every comment and journal on this website...

"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calender. Ah ha ha ha. Oh, that's right. I went there. "

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I <3 Stewy!!!!

"Your breathe smells like kitty litter"
"I WAS CURIOUS!"

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

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