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ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

tell your teacher you want to file assault charges against the other kid for flicking you in the ear.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

tell them the other kid had a gangrenous blister on his arm and you were performing gratuitous surgery for your poor friend by popping it with a deftly maneuvered jab using an improvised instrument applied with sufficient force.

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