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ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

i met a pakistanian drunk outside a quick check. he wanted me to help him get his la-gaygh' (accent on the second syllabel). it took me 10 mins. to figure out what he wanted.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

what did he want?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

liquor, son. something you obviously need a bit more of.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

o. in three more years, sure, i'll get all liquored up

malibu malibuOG 2001

i don't think that should be one of your goals ;)

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

ya i'll stick with the apple juice then

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

he got beat up by his boss. he wanted me to convince his boss to give him back us luggage

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