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ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

so i'm at clayton block picking up some concrete blocks, and i'm asking a forklift driver to point out the particular ones on my order sheet. while he's explaining that he's on his coffee break, he's using sheet metal snips to cut half the filter off his cigarette. then in the middle of a sentence, he walks off to stand in the corner of these huge piles of concrete block. when he came back, i realized he was trying to light his stupid cigarette in the cold 25mph winds and it wasn't working. so he had to go stand in the corner for about 30 seconds while he tried to get the darn thing lit. some people just need to be shot.

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