I'd have Keith Van Horn do one of those athlete-to-acting transfers and play me...

look at that white lanky thunder. all keith needs is a little (lot) more hair, a little less basketball skill, some more goofiness, lose the facial hair and be totally good looking, and he'd be the perfect guy to play me.
if KVH isnt available, this guy should play me

hahahhaah. snoop dogg and you are one in the same. incidentally though, why does he have longer nails than i do?
aw, a babe as to badness. pimps have a couple long nails to distribute cocaine to themselves and their, um, employees.
are you kidding me??? i just thought it would be cuz he was a lil woman who liked long nails. but there actually is a reason for this. i don't know if i believe you.