Would you like to take a Surveyyyy? NO not really but i am at work
1) State your first name as you would like to be called : Elian Gonzales Rodriguez numero uno
1a) State your current last name. STUD
2) State your current age. 16
3) State. state what ? moron
4) Who do you think inspired me to write this. STUPIDITY
5) If you could be a fruit what would you be? A KIWI. BECAUSE I'M BROWN THE OUTSIDE AND GREEN ON THE INSIDE. OR I HAVE A HAIRY BUTT
6) When driving are you more conscious of the road or the people on the road. PICKING MY NOSE WITHOUT SOMEONE STARING AT ME
7) How many family members do you have that have blue eyes. 24
8) Is this a survey. I'M HAVE THE GREATEST TIME OF MY LIFE FILLING IT OUT
9) Do you have all your fingers. NO, I ONLY HAVE THIS MIDDLE ONE THAT I'M SHOWING YOU RIGHT NOW
10)Do you play an instrument with all those fingers. KILLER KAZOO PLAYER
11)Do you like dairy, are allergic, or will eat it till you die? I BELIVE MILK GIVES ME THE RUNS. IM NOT SURE THOUGH. BUT I DO LIKE ICE CREAM, ALLLLL OVEERRR MYYYYYY LEG
12)Is nachos your first choice when you go into a Mexican restaurant? NO MEXICANS ARE
13) Are you zabeled, or ezabeled. IS THE QUESTION ASKING IF I'M GAY?
14) Would you prefer to be pregnant or loose a body part like your head?I'D RATHER GET WOMEN PREGNANT. AFTER WE'RE MARRIED OF COURSE
15) If you were to be a professional swimmer what color speedo would you wear? YOU HAVE TO SWIM TO WEAR SPEEDOS ? I'M ROCKING PINK AND BLACK LOEPARD SPOTTED ONES NOW. AND YOU ALL THINK I'M JOKING TOO
16) Have you ever jumped off a the roof of a house? MORE THAN ENOUGH TIMES.
17) Would you? FART ON SOMEONES FACE? ALREADY BEEN DONE
18) What color is your car, and is it the color you wanted? PATRIOT BLUE. I HATE THE PATRIOTS
19) Fresh juiced juice from the juicer or Juice from the box? I LOVE JUICE
20) Oj or the purple stuff? PRUNE JUICE? MUST HAVE.