it might stunt my growth...i want to be five-ten like cindy crawford

I'm sucha retart, I took my dad's sucky italian mocha instead of my diet snapple.

But I thought maybe you and Miss Giest might like it?

Maybe you could share it...

aww...hello clueless fans!

the best quote ever from that movie: She could be a faarrmer in thooose cloooothes

i like when the Cher goes: "she's totally an important designer." and the mugger goes: "and i will totally shoot you in the head."

or when she says "its a dress" and the dad says, "says who?" and she says, "calvin klein"