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flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I'm sure I have tons of quirks, but everything I do seems normal to me. It must be the rest of you that are weird. Anyone want to point out my quirks? (*prepares self for ONSLAUGHT*)

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

oh, I got some for me, thanks to Lynz.

-I pace when I talk on the phone.
-I don't step on cracks, or the imaginary lines that extend off corners of desks, tables, furniture, or other things like that. (This is hard to explain unless I actually show you).
-Usually I pace while not stepping on lines made by the tiles in my kitchen while talking on the phone.

I'm sure there's more.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you had me at "IMAGINARY LINES!"

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

THAT cracked me up too!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

"or the imaginary lines that extend off corners of desks, tables, furniture, or other things like that" very intriguing...can you step through the lines or do you actually have to vault over them?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I have to leave the planet, orbit for a while, and then descend on the other side of the imaginary line.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i must observe this.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

it's amazing.

Actually, I can step over them, because they are just like the real lines that everyone else sees. They are only imaginary lines on the ground.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

want a diagram?...Ian, where can I upload to?

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

ooo i love diagrams! (and flow charts-they are my fav!)

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

post the diagram...it is fascinating and not at all what i pictured.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Stop all this, Livy's head hurts! Too early must finish cap n' crunch.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I don't drink alcohol. Hate it. It makes me angry just looking at the stuff (most of the time). In fact I get mad sometimes when I see certain friends drinking a beer or whatever. It has no rhyme or reason for being so random. Some friends can drink a beer or whatever, and I don't care at all. Other friends pick up a drink, and I get all bent out of shape. It's very weird.

On occasion (very rare occasion) I'll drink a mike's hard lemonade or taste a sip of this or that. But usually I hate it.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

why would it bother you if some drink and others dont? that is very interesting to me.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

yeah, me too. I just can't figure it out. This happened to me the other day. I saw this old friend, and she had a beer, and I just was repulsed and enraged at the same time.

But last night--we had a family get together, and I was sitting right next to my cousin who is exactly my age, and we grew up together, and she had some alcohol, and so did her husband, and most of my other relatives--and I had no problems.

I'm quirky.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

for some reason i am picturing this said with a snap "im quir-kay"

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

okay, what do you think I am---A gay? (that's right "A" gay.)

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

nu-uh i didnt say that

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Bent out of shape? Does your face contort in all manner of strange diections,then you fold in half and your legs end up over your shoulders??? Asks originalsnob(wide eyed w/ expectation and hands clasped together)

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you BET i'm crazy! crazy enough to shave a fire spitting llama and feed him ghoul welp shishkabobs!!!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

oh! Oh, now I'm crazy, am i? Well, Yeah! Yeah, I'm crazy! Crazy enough to wear a pair of pumpernickel leiderhosen and dance around a spinach dip! waaaaaaaaaaaa!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHAH this totally made me crack up!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

nice.

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