BODY:
Cambodian Solidified Breast Milk Soap Bars
Yak Juice lotion
Hair:
Nigerian Ivory Nail Shampoo
Komodo Dragon Love Potion Conditioner
Face:
Tiger Sperm Astringent
this explains so much! you are coated in aphrodiasic.
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...whats Yak juice?
the question is what do YOU think Yak juice is...?
Hmmm let's go through the bodily fluids and determine a hypothesis..
eye ball juice
ear syrum
snot
urine
sperm, but common sense tells me that it's not cuz he already has a spermatic astringent...
things that make ya go hmmm?
yak juice could be vomit. but thatd be a gross lotion.
i'll end this debate. geez.
it's a full yak but into a giant blender.. blenderiz'd until it a think hearty protein juice
Nah uh, I think Yak juice is in fact Yaks milk. HA! Eat those Hamsters!