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skaorsk8 Dec 19, 2002

did you ever notice how they hide the BLACK olives in the can, but put the green olives in the jar, so everyone can see them? It's a C-O-N- spiracy.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

lol maybe we're the only ones, but we usually buy our olives fresh from a deli

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