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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

you don't go in THAT early. looks like you'll have to go to the gym early in the morning. wives hate when your moobs are bigger than their boobs.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

haha, i get in at 7... and im STILL not awake... there IS a gym here, but (no suprise) consultants cant use it...

superhero superheroOG 2004 funny ·

just walk in and use it. i'm a NYSC member who's not supposed to use other locations other than my home club ... but you gotta just talk to the people...and say "hi, i'm married to Katie O radio, and i know this girl named IDME 21 who i MIGGGGGGGGHT be able to hook you up with if you let me work ]out here for 30 minutes per day and make sure i get some personal training in here too."

and i bet they'll say 'Hey, no problem, are you any good at Burnout 2?' and you'll say "no but my friend Dan is"

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