Skateboard'd right into a car when i was 10'ish.
16 stitches on my forehead. thus the huge head.
In the woods got attacked by a adolescent bear..
scars all on my right shoulder.
Slammed the brakes on a 'motorcycle' a little too hard
flew over the handle bars and slide ten feet on the ground
with nothing but wife beater, flip flops and shorts.
scars on my knee, palms, and toes.
Got into a huge fight at a drinking establishment.
punch a kid in the tooth. scar'd my fist.
oh flew off a rail snowboarding and hit a rock.. scar on right side of my abdomen
ok ok no bear. but it was something else.
ooo, a pelican?
bigger. a lot bigger.
like an albatross?
i think it was girl who wanted his panties.
uh, he doesnt wear panties... thongs all the way.
oh dropped a 27'' inch tv straight unto my foot after someone ran into my back. 3 inch scar on the right foot