haha. this reminds me of this time in H.S. when this dumb jock went over to the lunch table of this beefy nerd, and demanded a fight (just being a bully/jerk). the nerd said no and just continued eating his lunch. this infuriated the jock, and he slammed his fist into the back of the nerd's head. End result:
Dumb jock: VERY broken hand.
Nerd: a little woozy, kept on eating his lunch.