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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

who has the least unread (unviewed?) material on the site?

iwz iwz ·

as in threads and stuff?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

and who has the most

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

as in everything, who has the least amount of "new" comments

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Oh i was going with who Writes stuff and nobody views it or comments on it... thresdas, jouernals..

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

ok that too i guess...

i meant like, who reads the most content on the site

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

can't rreally call that.. because people click on stuff and dont read them just to get rid of the red.

Like i do.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

exactly, i think it would be a good measurement of who is the most lame

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

You dont' need IAN for that, you got a mirror , no?

yay yayOG 2004 ·

hey make fun of me i feel lonely like a fence post without pickets

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · yay

well look at you , you picket less fence post... if i had a nickel for every fence post that looked like you and i'd have a milk doll and name it susie

yay yayOG 2004 · ilikebirds

hey i said make fun of me, not my whole family

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