when ppl ask "what are you?" (human; female - next question) or "how old are you?" (usually when they think they are much older than me and want offer me advice. usually they are wrong about being...

q[tai, how old are you? ill be sixteen in may. my birthday is in april, and as someone older, can i please give you some advice?]q

it is ONE thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day...see the distinction?