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cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002

YO if my wife told me not to play Halo 2 I'd throw her butt out on the street

superhero superheroOG 2004

uhm .... dude ... no you wouldn't ... you'd be like "can you make me some hot pockets?" and she'd say "awww dan, you are too cute, sorry i just meeleed you"

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