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highschool Jan 2, 2003

Wow, i've never had a real life conversation with any doctor.. it's almost like they live all their lives in those white jackets in the office. Wow. Weird.

forrestina Jan 2, 2003

my old dentist must've been a stand up comedian cus he always told jokes---it's so hard to keep your mouth still when you're laughing and there's like 4 tools in it. he moved, but we gotten really...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

there is something SOO sexy about bald people. JERRY, YOU FIXED ME UP WITH A BALD WOMAN!! it's sorta like how asian cartoon characters have nipples.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

maybe it's because you wanna lick their head gwen and moby style

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

LOL!!! soo funny, that was a crazy funny video too.... gwen is DING DANG hot....

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