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fivezero Nov 15, 2004

remember that song? by cornershop? "everybody needs a bosom for a pillow." thats what i need. the bosom pillow.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

you could probably make one. all you need is a pillow, a water bra and some extra stuffing. maybe a heating mechanism and a simulated heartbeat would be a nice touch.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

yes. heating, simulated heartbeat, maybe an oversized water balloon shaped casing filled with a viscous liquid inside, for an autherntic soft and supple feel. i'll get right on it.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

dont be cheap. just buy a water bra from vickis and some silcone bra inserts.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I'm not skimping. This project will cost millions to produce!

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